Dad Hacks: Bloody Nose be Gone!

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This should probably be called a grandma hack, because this little trick was something passed down from my grandma to my dad to me. For whatever reason, maybe because it’s been pretty dry around my house lately, I’ve had to deal with my fair share of kids’ nose bleeds recently. A week or so ago my son was outside playing with his friend from down the street. My son came inside to use the bathroom and BOOM out of nowhere his friend’s nose started bleeding. He was just standing on…

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Toddler Tips for the Hardware Store

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This is a post for all the toddlers out there! When you’re going to the hardware store, it’s important to be properly prepared. There’s a lot going on at a big box home improvement store with customers, employees, forklifts, and who knows what else that you might encounter. If you’re accompanying dad to get a bucket and some hand tools, you need to be prepared. A successful trip to the hardware store, much like tools that you might use when you get home starts with safety! You never know what…

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The Most Memorable Homemade Present

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If your kids are anything like mine, you get at least one homemade present every time your birthday or Father’s Day rolls around. It could be a handmade card, a collage, or some kind of little cardboard box. For me, there’s one homemade present that is more memorable than any of the others of I’ve received since. For the purposes of this story the words “homemade” and “present” are taken very loosely. Warning! Things are going to get gross!!! This happened about 10 years ago. I had been a father…

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Toilet Trouble is Flushing Fun!

Have you every shot your children’s great grandma with toilet water? I have! About a week ago the older two went to my mother-in-law’s house for a sleepover and when they came home they had a new game: Toilet Trouble. Toilet Trouble is a new game from Hasbro that, much like the original Pie Face is basically Russian roulette for kids. In Toilet Trouble players spin a plastic roll of toilet paper that tells them how many times to pull the flush handle. The bowl of this little plastic toilet…

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It’s Making Slime with Borax Time!

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Apparently, making slime with borax is all the rage among the kids today! The kids make slime in school, they make slime with their friends, and they ask to make slime at home. It’s slime time all the time! What time is it? It’s slime time!!! And making slime with borax is really easy to do! My kids have been home on Spring Break and they’ve been asking us when they can start making slime with borax. So, on a dreary midwest afternoon we made a couple batches of slime.…

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A Rainbow Pooped in My Yard!

Hello Friends! Would you like your lawn to look like a rainbow pooped in it? Because I can tell you how to do it in just two easy steps! But first, let’s see what a rainbow pooped lawn looks like. So now I bet you’re mighty impressed and thinking to yourself ‘How do I make it look like a rainbow pooped in my yard?’ Well let me tell you, rainbow poop doesn’t happen by accident! Rainbow poop happens when you make it happen!     You too can have a…

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Like Father Like Daughter

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We’ve all heard the phrase ‘like father like son.’ But what about ‘like father like daughter?’ They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and when I look at my kids and the things they do I can look at them and say “Yep, that’s me.” This goes as much for my girls as it does for my son. When I was a toddler I somehow got a hold of some pennies and started shoving them into the tape deck of my parents’ stereo. I don’t know that…

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